221bitssmallerontheoutside:

suspnd:

suspnd:

suspnd:

my best friend just realized 30 minutes before her curfew that she’s an hour away from home in the most dangerous part of the city alone with the buses no longer running so she calls the police to take her home i cant stop laughing

update the cop that came to pick her up is a hot 20 year old guy thats flirting with her and now im not laughing anymore

SHE FUCKING HOOKED UP WITH THE COP

#fuck the police #if you know what I mean

(via ohkward)

cpecod:

have you ever had the urge to spoil somebody and buy them everything they’ve ever wanted because they are just so wonderful and you love them a lot and they deserve all of the nice things??? then u realize u are broke and sad

(via robbiemist)

snoia:

i literally have no idea what im gonna do if i dont end up rich

(via hyped-reality)

dinkweed:

i am so threatened by pretty girls they are terrifying 

(Source: friendzonked, via greenebeane)

punkasslouis:

do you ever see an opinion that’s so terrible that you actually feel bad for that person’s brain

(via ohkward)